Looks like no one ever learns. In their little press release the EFF uses my name twice. I have a trademark on my name, and therefor I am entitled to damages now 2 fold. What is 2 x infinity? I don’t know, Tara tells me 2 x infinity is the sign of the dinosaur reemergence. I am not so sure. However in the interest of negotiating, I will accept a live TyrannosaurusRex as compensation. I have consulted with my trusted advisor Brett Kimberlin and we have concluded a 4 step response.
- Further perjure ourselves to the court to obtain a peace order against Matthew Inman and the EFF.
- Subpoena all social media in order to send Cease and Desist orders to all critics of this litigation.
- Try to settle with said critics for defamation in the amount of $100,000.
- Any settlements will be used to create a new TV network called Carrion News. It will only display my political leanings and vilify all that oppose myself or Brett.
Also to those who oppose me in the comments of these (or any) posts, Tara is already drawing dicks on your avatars.
Charles Carreon Esq.