I don’t see any f’ing dinosaurs people.

All right. Enough is enough. People keep going and spouting off my name like it’s okay to run around and infringe my trademark. I tell you what, until I see some fucking Tyrannosaurs running around my back yard you should all just shut your mouth up. Shit just got real. If you don’t stop using my name immediately. You will suffer the below remedies.

  1. I will sue you for no less than $1,000,000
  2. I will take your domain names and point them at this blog.
  3. I will obtain pictures of your face for Tara’s art
  4. I will make you watch this video for 10 days nonstop.
  5. I will make you clean up dinosaur poop, when I indeed secure dinosaurs.

I am serious people. My name is unspeakable without express written consent. If you write it down, that’s like speaking it forever. So really, I am entitled to infinity damages. Also I am offering a $500 reward to anyone who can link me to someone using my name. I need more lawsuits. More.

Not Going To Take It,

Charles Carreon Esq.

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  1. Cosmic Changeling

     /  June 27, 2012

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  2. Cosmic Changeling

     /  June 27, 2012

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    • Santosh A Halper

       /  June 27, 2012

      My adopted father can only be legally refered to by any of the following names:

      Internet Lawyer Charles Carreon
      White Hat Internet Lawyer Charles Carreon
      White Hat Sex.Com Litigating Attorney Charles Carreon
      Founder of Ostia Charles Carreon
      The Ayatollah of Letigiola
      or
      Huggy Fun Bear.

      All other versions will get CockShopped into a Velvet Hitler Painting by one of our many hipster friends who can TOTALLY DO ART!

      (How was that, Step dad?!?! More swears?)

      • This message is approved.

      • Cosmic Changeling

         /  June 27, 2012

        Ok. How about this? I say Charles Carreon. Then we the internet will go to Indiegogo and fundraise all the Dinosaurs we can. Take a picture of the dinosaurs so your adoptive father sees what he cannot have as we the internet ride off with out dinosaurs.

        I like this plan =]

      • Cosmic Changeling

         /  June 27, 2012

        *our dinosaurs

  3. Gaaah! Your Youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/lofinikita) melted my brain! Can I sue you for crime against humanity?

    • No the unwashed masses have no legal rights. Only lawyers, corporations, and Level 8 and above dinosaur riders.

      • albertraccoon

         /  June 28, 2012

        Oh, by the way, you really shouldn’t use the same pseudonym for all your video-sharing website profiles. [Section removed by author of this blog]

        • Cosmic Changeling

           /  June 28, 2012

          [Sorry, same thing as above]

  4. (Hey it’s not funny when we are throwing around veiled threats of knowing personal things about someone. I have not revealed anything on this website and even though it might have been a joke, I don’t endorse such actions. Please direct comments to the Satirical Charles, not real Charles. Satirical Charles rides dinosaurs.)

    • Cosmic Changeling

       /  June 28, 2012

      Sorry!

    • albertraccoon

       /  June 28, 2012

      I guess that as a White Hat Sex.Com Litigating Internet Attorney, you know that private informations don’t stay private for long in the dark alleys of the Intertubes.
      But you’re right, that wasn’t smart.

      • Threats are the weapon of those who would undo our rights. Not the weapon of those who defend it. Mistakes happen, but I would sooner shut down this blog then be a party to trying to scare people.

        • albertraccoon

           /  June 28, 2012

          Threat wasn’t my intention. I was merely pointing out that some people who are quite sensitive about their private informations tend to disclose them on their own free will.
          My sincere apologies and may the Great T-Rex bless you and your blog.

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