All right. Enough is enough. People keep going and spouting off my name like it’s okay to run around and infringe my trademark. I tell you what, until I see some fucking Tyrannosaurs running around my back yard you should all just shut your mouth up. Shit just got real. If you don’t stop using my name immediately. You will suffer the below remedies.
- I will sue you for no less than $1,000,000
- I will take your domain names and point them at this blog.
- I will obtain pictures of your face for Tara’s art
- I will make you watch this video for 10 days nonstop.
- I will make you clean up dinosaur poop, when I indeed secure dinosaurs.
I am serious people. My name is unspeakable without express written consent. If you write it down, that’s like speaking it forever. So really, I am entitled to infinity damages. Also I am offering a $500 reward to anyone who can link me to someone using my name. I need more lawsuits. More.
Charles Carreon Esq.