It’s all in the apostrophe.

So Tara figured it out. It’s all in Inman’s grammar. His apostrophes are secret codes to incite rebellion and empower the Illuminati. His fixation with the English language betrays his knowledge of the “truth” language that can subvert the government and stop your taxation. These apostrophes here and there, not here nor there, they are a code. If we can break this code we could never pay a bill again. I hate paying bills, and when I fall late on them, I sue. See people don’t realize that about me sometimes.  My therapist explained it to me well one day. This is how I work:

  1. Get idea.
  2. Take brash action.
  3. Fail.
  4. Blame others.
  5. Sue.

It’s a simple blueprint that I repeat over and over, and it feels like I can’t stop. Like the time I built a house without a permit to use the land. Then when I got cited and eventually had to demolish the structure, I…. SUED. However unfortunately I lost that case because Oregon colluded to keep a Tyrannosaurus Rex away from me. They even had the gall to say that were no live dinosaurs in Oregon… typical CIA answers. You know what they say… Haters going to hate, Slater’s going to slate, and I’m going to slate.

Judging Your Grammar Nazism,

Charles Carreon Esq.

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  1. Cosmic Changeling

     /  June 30, 2012

    The irony of her “worry” that Matt Inman is mentally disturbed….

  2. Lorien357

     /  June 30, 2012

    What really struck me about some of her latest ramblings is how she really misread a comment at techdirt. Someone posted a variation on the “did glen Beck rape and murder…” meme. She seems to be taking it very seriously. I can, to an extent, forgive her ignorance of the internet. However, her husband is an “internet lawyer” and acquaintance of the lawyer (Randazza) who defended the site from Beck’s lawsuit. She seems to think herself clever by using what she perceives to be the logic of her husbands critics. She interpreted it as beck’s actual style of smearing as opposed to a satirical jab at beck’s style and a reference to another famous lawsuit about internet trademarks. (of which her husband should be versed)

    I do see the original reformulation of beck’s style to be off key in this case. A more fitting approach would be:

    Has Internet lawyer Charles Carreon read a book on internet case law (that he did not write himself) since the 1990’s ? Some people are claiming that his inability to recall important internet trademark rulings indicates he hasn’t actually read anything about internet law since the 1990’s. I disagree. I think he is well versed in internet law and would like to see him refute this claim. Because he is not refuting the claims that he has not read a book on internet case law written by someone else after the 1990’s he is allowing them to continue.

  3. Lorien357

     /  June 30, 2012

    “OMG! IS THATJARED LOUGHNER SITTING ACROSS THE DINNER TABLE FROM MATT INMAN’S MOM?

    SINCE MATT HASN’T DENIED IT, WE HAVE TO ASSUME IT’S TRUE!

    MATT INMAN IS EATING DINNER WITH GABRIELLE GIFFORDS’ ASSASSIN!

    (Mimicking post on TechDirt about Charles raping a little girl.)”-nader library

    this is the specific point that I am referencing. She really is hitting this hard.

    • Cosmic Changeling

       /  June 30, 2012

      This is what happens when you don’t eat your Dinovitamens

      • Witless Protection Program

         /  June 30, 2012

        And by “Dinovitamins” we mean “anti-psychotics.”

  4. Really, Charles?! You’ve now (obviously) incited others to steal Dinos on your behalf. You should be ashamed of yourself. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jriqVdUSOZdiQ3rhsR_jXh4nN2gA?docId=873c12a11ee449a7977f765a7d679c2f

    • Obviously the target (a gas station) was chosen because of Tara’s confusion regarding the secret meaning behind gas stations? Do they exist to horde dinosaurs? Do they hold the key to revealing the existence of dinosaurs among us? Are they an illuminati plot to destroy all dinosaurs, with this particular dino serving as a trophy of past kills?!

      • Witless Protection Program

         /  June 30, 2012

        Whatever THAT means.

      • Cosmic Changeling

         /  June 30, 2012

        Dinosaurs ride on Fossil Fuels of course!

        • AF

           /  July 2, 2012

          Dinosaurs ARE fossil fuels … wow … it’s like soylent green, but with dynos!

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