Know thy enemy.

So we know for sure now, that Matthew Inman is part of a broader Nazi Illuminati Luciferist CIA Mafia conspiracy against us. For dinosaur’s sake the guy’s mom is part of an elite group of Nazi Mystics, his father is a menace to society, and they divorced in order to throw people off the scent of their ultimate plan. What was that ultimate plan? To undermine our very existence and split this country in two. To force our people into a quagmire from which there is no return. In other words, the Inman’s are directly responsible for SCOTUS upholding ObamaCare. That is right. Look what’s happening! People are threatening to move from our country to Canada to escape socialist health care.

I told you the Illuminati are trying to drive good people out of this country so that the Pterodactyl gang can take over and institute their cannibal policies. Do you really want to see people eating babies? No. So stand with me and demand that our court system give me all the proceeds from the IndieGoGo BearLove Campaign. This is why I have asked the courts to place a restraining order on IndieGoGo from delivering the money to the cannibal campaign. Stand with me people of America. Send me your dinosaurs, so that I may vanquish our evil foe. For the Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!

Tara’s Sock Puppet,

Charles Carreon Esq.

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13 Comments

  1. Swindapa

     /  June 30, 2012

    I’d just like to point this letter out, which is my favoritest thing Tara has ever written. It is trolling that can only be approached as ART.

    http://www.naderlibrary.com/bulletin_board/viewtopic.php?t=701&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=10

    • Swindapa

       /  June 30, 2012

      /Does anybody see what I did there?

      • Cosmic Changeling

         /  June 30, 2012

        I wonder what Ralph Nadar thought when he read this. “These sort of people support me. I’m in a world gone mad! Down the rabbit hole I go.”

        • Swindapa

           /  June 30, 2012

          My favorite part:

          “Third, when we were in Denver, we asked to obtain the email list for all Arizona Nader supporters, and were introduced to Nicole Brooks. She promised to provide us with a list. We emailed her several times, and she failed to ever send a list despite promising to send the list of “Southern Arizona supporters.” Ours were the only house parties held in the entire state of Arizona. Why she was hoarding the list is beyond my comprehension. Because she could not bring herself to part company with it, our parties attracted a total of two visitors, neither of whom were able to donate any money.”

          Although, come to think of it that might be Nadar’s fault. There might BE only two other Nadar supporters left in Arizona.

  2. Cosmic Changeling

     /  June 30, 2012

    Tara just brought on a whole new level of crazy. Gamers beware, its levels beyond comprehention let alone beatable at this point

  3. Swindapa

     /  June 30, 2012

    “Supposedly, Bobby Ray Inman’s father owned a gas station, whatever that means.”

    Dafuq would it mean, besides the fact that he OWNED A GAS STATION.

    +5 dinosaurs to Gas Station owners, by way of consolation. You are the single group of people so boring, Tara can’t even figure out a sinister back story for you.

    • Cosmic Changeling

       /  June 30, 2012

      “And it’s also strange that a Thomas Inman and William Inman were theosophical writers of great importance. Are any of these people related to Matt Inman? His mother is obviously of the theosophical bent. William and Thomas Inman can’t be the “mystics” Ann refers to as being her ancestors, because her last name is her ex-husband’s name. What is Ann’s maiden name? Or is the theosophy thing on both sides of Matt’s family? That’s an interesting question. There’s lots of questions here that I’d like answered. I’ll keep seeing what I can come up with. ”

      She’s not even sure if these people are related to him and she’s posting this information. Trying to paint this crazed luny picture.

      No Dinosaurs for her.

      • Swindapa

         /  June 30, 2012

        Indeed. There’s the famous Bobby Rae, born in 1931, who she seems convinced that Matt Inman has something to do with, because he was in naval intelligence (boat), Bobby Rae had only two sons, probably born in the 50’s, Thomas and William. Unfortunately, she claims above that Matt Inman’s father is named Clifford Vean.

        No matter, there is a William Inman that owned a shipping line (boat); unfortunately, that appears to have been in the mid 19th century, so obviously not the same man as William-the-son-of-Bobby-Rae. Then there are some Inmans that published in theosophy in the 20’s, too.

        What an fucking mess. A fucking sad and utter shambles of a mind, is what it is. If we find out that Clifford Vean was a fisherman (boat), we’re sunk for sure – it’ll be a naval conspiracy of nautical proportions.

  4. Witless Protection Program

     /  June 30, 2012

    “I’ve been disturbed for some time[…]”

    The first few words of the first post I read over on Tara’s House of Nuts; I could have stopped there. Her recent posts on Matt Inman’s parents are downright scary, like she’s been watching Cape Fear for days on end, while drinking Red Bull out of a human skull and flicking kitchen matches at the cat.

    My apologies to Randy and Evi Quaid, to whom I compared Charles and Tara; next to the Carreons, the Quaids look like Ozzie and Harriet.

    • “Her recent posts on Matt Inman’s parents are downright scary, like she’s been watching Cape Fear for days on end, while drinking Red Bull out of a human skull and flicking kitchen matches at the cat.” — Comedy Gold Star

    • Swindapa

       /  June 30, 2012

      “I think that’s unfair to Ozzie and Harriet as well”, he said, invoking the transitive property of Tara Carreon comparisons.

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