WHO DO PAUL LEVY AND CATHY GELLIS THINK THEY ARE? Here is how the legal system works folks.
- I send cease and desist letters quoting random laws, demand dinosaurs.
- You either A) Hand over dinosaurs and cease and desist or B) move to step 3
- I then threaten you with anything that sounds really scary. I prefer ultra villainous 10 point plans when I’m really feeling frisky.
- You either A) Hand over dinosaurs and cease and desist or B) move to step 5
- I sue you and take said dinosaurs by legal force.
- You cry.
Where in the 6 step legal plan cited in every law book Tara’s ever written, do you sue me? Answer: NO WHERE! You can’t sue me for wanting to sue you, that’s some sort of time paradox, like when Marty McFly’s mom had a crush on him in the past. It’s wrong, it’s dirty, it shouldn’t happen. Not only do they sue me, but they infringe my trademark in the very filing by using my name?! This is unacceptable, preposterous, and maniacal. These Illuminati will stop at nothing.
Nothing is sacred. I specifically told Paul to forward my letter to Ralph Nader, not send it back to me attached to a declaratory filing! Can he not read? I ASKED FOR RALPH NADER NOT LAWSUITS!
Okay so I’ve tried to count how many times these people have used my name, and I ran out of fingers, toes, and broken crayons, so let us assume that they owe me the following.
- Citizen Public will point it’s domain at this blog.
- Cathy Gellis will point her domain at this blog.
- Kenneth P. White will point Pope Hat at this blog.
- I will take under my charitable trust, 300 living Tyrannosaurus Rexes, or 900 T-Rex eggs.
- Paul Alan Levy will forward all of Tara’s writings to Ralph Nader.
If my demands are not met, I will make further youtube videos, force feed red bull to cats and release them in your parked cars, and sue you for suing me.
Battle Warrior Armored,
Charles Carreon Esq.