From the director’s chair.

So you might not know this fair readers, but I am in the middle of a mega movie production. This thing is going to be like A Few Good Men, meets Godzilla, meets Amistad. Our working title right now is Psycho Santa. It’s about this brave lawyer that one day stumbles upon this scam artist name “Datthew Enman” and how the lawyer successfully litigated until the scammer gave all his ill gotten gains to charity. It’s going to have a hero named “Charles” and a heroine named “Tara.” Not only will our champion have to face off against a scam artist but also, The illuminati, CIA, the mafia, and a giant pterodactyl that wants nothing more that to tear you a new asshole. Stunning right?

In other news, since I have dismissed my lawsuit against Matthew Inman et al, I have began making a list of all the people I need to sue for trademark infringement and defamation. Here it is, future entries into this diary will list why.

  1. Paul Levy
  2. Cathy Gellis
  3. Kenneth White
  4. Marc Randazza
  5. Adam Steinbaugh
  6. Ann Bransom
  7. Will Ross
  8. “Valerie” if that’s here real name.
  9. Nicholas Weaver
  10. Cyrus Farivar
  11. George Washington (his clone at least)
  12. “AlphaCentauri”
  13. Robert White
  14. “Jess”
  15. J. Edger Hoover (not deceased, trust me)
  16. “Nibor”
  17. The Taco Bell Dog
  18. Universal Studios
  19. [UPDATED] Joe Pullen

Writer, Director, Lawyer,

Charles Carreon Esq.

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22 Comments

  1. Hooray! I get to be my own first client!

    As an aside, my client is an IDIOT.

  2. Well if you are going to sue me you’ll need to serve me. To assist you, I’ve provided my number and address for service below.

    1313 Disappointment Rd.
    Norgood CO 81423

    1-800-bite-mee

  3. Witless Protection Program

     /  July 5, 2012

    No cannibals? I was promised cannibals!

    • What about velociraptors? Got to have velociraptors.

      Charles
      the other other Charles

      • They are the cannibals, and velociraptors are hard to train. Very stubborn and free willed.

        • Wow you’re right about velociraptors. I googled training them and found this on answers.yahoo.com:

          They tend to be a very independent breed, which can make it a lot harder to housebreak them.

          However, don’t mistake their stubborness for stupidness! They are very intelligent and can learn many things with proper motivation. Have you tried crate training? This usually works, but it can be hard to not only find a large enough crate, but also a strong enough one. They tend to resist cages and crates, so you’ll want to make sure that you get a good strong steel barred crate.

          Another thing to consider is, have you gotten him neutered? Velociraptors are very prone to having dominance and marking issues, especially if they have hatched too early. You’ll want to see a specialist to get that done, which should help somewhat with marking in the house.

          Anyway, good luck with the potty-training, and just be glad you didn’t get a Deinonychus – larger
          body, larger waste!

          Charles
          the other other charles

          • Xzibit

             /  July 8, 2012

            Yo dawg, I heard you like Charles Carreons, so I put a Charles Carreon in your Charles Carreon so you can sue while you sue!

  4. Whoo hooo the moose is loose. I’m not getting sued!

  5. Nibor Sypher

     /  July 6, 2012

    Didn’t I say I do not want to be in the system (see the about section of this blog) mann now I really got to delete my identity, being named in the attachments of a lawsuit that doesn’t personaly involves me (which only entertains me), is one thing but being threatened to be the objective in/with such a lawsuit is a totally other thing.

    I commencing the deleting of my identity when I dare to come out of the corner, where I am now crawled into quivering, mumbling comforting sounds and rocking back and forth out of pure fear.

    (Please serve the papers yourself and give me a heads-up when you coming over, so I can buy you a souvenir to take back with you to the US, like an inflatable dinosaur with wooden shoes and a delft’s blue windmill between his teeth)

  6. tekno723

     /  July 6, 2012

    Dear Charles,

    I wanted to read more about your Psycho Santa movie, and respond to your lovely wife Tara, in hopes that I could play the role of Santa (I already have a grey beard, and am working on the Beer-belly).

    Unfortunately, it seems that Tara’s democratic forum can only be posted to by – um – Tara, are you able to help?

    Thank you!

    PS – someone should tell Tara that the particular photo she’s chosen makes her look a bit crazy. Oh – and so do her posts.

  7. Nicholas Weaver

     /  July 6, 2012

    I’m only 9th? After all the beer money I spent on PACER digging up Charles Carreon’s history of abusive Pro Se lawsuits and tossing them onto RECAP for all to see and I only get NINTH!?! I coulda gotten myself a nice pony keg for the amount I spent shoving public records online…

    I woulda hoped that ensuring that a Pro Se litigant’s abusive history was forever immortalized in the public records would get me into the top 5, because, you know, reporting on the public record is defamatory, and trademark violation, and copyright violation and stuff…

    Oh, and Charles, you forgot Doe 2, Doe 3, Doe Pi, Doe E, Doe Ray Me, etc…

    • Nicholas Weaver

       /  July 6, 2012

      Oh, and Bambi’s mom.

      You do realize that, in California, standard deer tags are only for bucks, not does, right?

      • You didn’t use my name enough to crack the top 5. Trademark infringement and all. Tara is actively keeping count.

  8. I noticed Tara was sweet on me, and I had a question. Could I pay off me settlement in sessions of tender, yet naughty love making? I promise to give it like 20-30% tops so I don’t ruin her for you, but I don’t have a lot of cash due to a persistent narcotics problem. Oh, I guess I could pay you in narcotics, also.

    Get back to me when you have time, Tara has my number.

  9. I noticed Tara was sweet on me, and I had a question. Could I pay off me settlement in sessions of tender, yet naughty love making? I promise to give it like 20-30% tops so I don’t ruin her for you, but I don’t have a lot of cash due to a persistent narcotics problem. Oh, I guess I could pay you in narcotics, also.

    Get back to me when you have time, Tara has my number.

    • willrosswriter

       /  July 7, 2012

      My apologies for the double post. Please let me know how much in monetary damages the second post has caused you, plus billable hours, plus pain and suffering and mail it to my people. We’ll figure out how much I owe you and get things settled, as is good and proper.

  10. http://www.rapeutation.com — you call this a movie?

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