Viva La Raza!

I offered to mud wrestle Matthew Inman for charity, and so I could reclaim my rapeutation, and he punked out like the little cross dresser he is. So now I am challenging the rest of the Illuminati conspiracy including all journalist that have wrote an article about me to wrestling matches. Winner takes all dinosaurs. I’ve been practicing in the mud pit in my backyard and I can safely say that I am the best thing to happen to mud wrestling since women. Like when I get up on the ropes I soar like a mighty eagle and crash down like a passed out brontosaurus.

I ave had it up to hear with all these attacks on me like the DOS Attack on my SNES web server. If you people think you are so high and mighty, get in the ring with this wrestling conquistador. I’ll give you one last chance to surrender your dinosaurs and cease using my name in print, media, or verbally, before CARREONMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER!

Lucha Libre,

Charles “Mud Mangler” Carreon Esq.

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5 Comments

  1. Shannon Lynch

     /  July 11, 2012

    I got a shattered foot, which is mostly metal and I need crutches to walk. I think that’s an even match.

    YOUR ON!

  2. lowestofthekeys

     /  July 11, 2012

    Is there going to be any nudity with this mud wrestling?

    • If by nudity you mean roving packs of velociraptors, then yes.

      • lowestofthekeys

         /  July 11, 2012

        Carreon, cloning dinosaurs is one thing, but NUDE DINOSAURS?!

        I think you’ve gone mad with power.

  3. He is as Mexican as I am an Anglo Saxon male.

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