I am not a hypocrite.

See this is how I know Christopher had to use his work computer to blog about me, because I used my work laptop for personal reasons and everyone does what I do. Not only did I use my work laptop for personal emailing, I took it, didn’t want to give it back, and allowed other persons to use it. So the proof is pretty solid. The only way anyone can do anything is to use their work computer duh. It’s just good logic. It’s the scientific process, you start with a conclusion based on your own past experiences, and you say anything to convince anyone it’s true. Just like “water evaporating,” I mean who comes up with that stuff. Water is a liquid, not a gas. Everyone knows that. That’d be like saying water could become a solid. Crazy talk.

The real reason I couldn’t return the laptop and tried to haggle for it, is because I had semi-working schematics of a dinosaur cloning device. You don’t just give Canadians the ability to clone dinosaurs, that’d be treason or something. Unfortunately we could not get the cloning device to work because when I scanned the crayon drawings, the wax melted some and we lost a few computations. It was a disappointing time in my life. I had the amber locked mosquito and everything, which I later ate when I had the munchies one late night…


Charles Carreon Esq.

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  1. tootie

     /  July 13, 2012

    Lordy Chas! I wish you’d stop. I come here for a few minutes of respite from the work I should be doing and I end up spurting tea through my nose because I’m laughing so hard. Now my boss is going to find out I’m reading about carrion and not doing my job. Oh wait I am my boss – get to work bitch!!!!

  2. Shannon Lynch

     /  July 13, 2012

    The Oatmeal gave you faulty crayons. It all makes sense now!

  3. eric

     /  July 14, 2012

    What I really like about this supidity of it is, that he linked to other websites, that I was un- aware of, and now will start reading. Hes a gift that keeps on giving, in a wierd, creepy and mentaly ill way.

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