I am not the real Charles Carreon. Charles Carreon is a character I play on this blog. Think of it as a giant internet soap opera. If you don’t get the joke, I’m sorry.

A few clarifications:

  1. I do not believe parody and satire should die in the face of legal challenges. The First Amendment is too important for us not to challenge those who would wipe it clean.
  2. I do not place ads on this domain or request to do commerce on it. I have had multiple offers to monetize this blog within the first 3 days of it’s existence. I have and will reject them all.
  3. I think using someone else’s name to promote your goods or services is amoral.
  4. I want you to be mean to my character, don’t hold back.
  5. If I offend you, remember it’s all a joke, only by participating can you become part of the joke.

If you must contact me:  satiricalcharles@gmail.com

Update 2012.06.25

Also apparently, which I say because I never intended it to go there, my character Charles Carreon Esq. has an obsession with dinosaurs. Just go with it.

Update 2012.06.27

By far my favorite search phrase that has brought people to this site is:

“why is charles carreon such a prick?”

Who ever found this site searching that, pat yourself on the back.

Leave a comment


  1. I don’t know if the changed picture is genuine removed due to censoring but the previous one was much more fitting, is it a idea to Photoshop the original so you don’t see the face of cc but a backside of a head???

  2. What I need is someone to provide me with original art of Charles Carreon, a drawn picture of the sorts that they own the exclusive rights to and can license it to me.

  3. AnqeIicness

     /  June 27, 2012

    Do you need a copy of this art physically or will a scan work? Let the wifey know or e-mail me, oh kind sir.

  4. AnqeIicness

     /  June 27, 2012

    Bwuahaha.. give me a few hours. I’ll get fancy with the watercolor.

    • AnqeIicness

       /  July 3, 2012

      Alright, so it took more than a few hours. Technical issues and all. Have fun with the image!

  5. Nibor Sypher

     /  July 3, 2012

    Mann, that I would be on an official court document who would have imagined that on 23 June at 11:48 am and 2:06 pm

    Thanks CC now I’m in the system and I don’t want to be in the system.

    I think I’m have to delete my whole identity to get of the grid again. 🙂

  6. whoah this blog is wonderful i like reading your posts.
    Stay up the good work! You understand, a lot
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